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  1. Our senior management team is on an awayday today which, we've realised, makes me one of the most senior people in the building.
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      I'm pleased to announce the first annual Imperial Library Hunger Games! This is in no way an effort to prop up my failing administration.
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      We're going to build a wall between the library and the rest of the university. It'll be a great wall. I build such good walls. Terrific.
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        Allegations that Russia paid for the senior management awayday to put me in power are totally false! FAKE NEWS! LAMESTREAM MEDIA!