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          1. The only way Martin Freeman's character in Love Actually (2003) makes sense is if his character is a porn double for the actor Martin Freeman.
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          Alan Rickman to Laura Linney: "How long have you been in love with [co-worker]?" Laura Linney: "I'm going to go to HR now."
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        Hugh Grant's Cabinet is spectacularly imbalanced in terms of gender. Bet he's a Tory.
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      Strike my previous. Everyone in Alan Rickman's office needs to go to HR. It's a hotbed of sexual harassment and inappropriateness.
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    Hugh Grant's speeches in Love Actually are so Brexit.
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      Rowan Atkinson has turned up and there's an actual comedy scene in this 'comedy' film!
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        Other than that, Love Actually mostly seems to be body-shaming women. Is this what all pre-woke rom-coms were like?
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          Love Actually seems to take place in a universe where Christmas is seem primarily as a time to tell the truth. Everyone keeps banging on about it.
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            The film mentions 9/11 in the first 30 seconds. Why does it end with Jojen from GoT egregiously breaching airport security procedures?
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              Well, that was shit, actually.