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                1. We've started watching Game of Thrones. This is w/r/t Jon Snow. @helensulis/895700358172946432
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                H: "How come there's one capital if there are Seven Kingdoms?" Me: "They were united under one king." H: "Bullshit colonialism. Got it."
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              So far we've mostly been trying to figure out which actor is Lily Allen's brother.
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            We're only two episodes in and it's already obvious that Jon Snow knows nothing.
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          Back on to Game of Thrones. My favourite character so far is Muttonchops Joe. I hope he doesn't die.
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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        H: "The Wall just seems like a massive infrastructure project which is only justified by the expense of the initial outlay."
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      Oh no! Sean Bean! :(
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    Thanks to that traumatic episode (S01E09), H. had dreams about Ned Stark and I had dreams about Jaime Lannister. Dammit, George R. R.!
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      H: I don't particularly care if Khal Drogo dies but I'm worried that would be a ballache for Daenarys.
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        Me: You can't just declare himself King of the North like that. Otherwise Andy Burnham would have done it himself months ago.
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          Season 2! Starting with Joffrey going full Miss Trunchbull on Ser Dontos. A whole chocolate cake!
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            Watching Game of Thrones has become a game of spot-the-former-Skins-actor for @helensulis.