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  1. Twooooo hoooooouuuuuuurrrrrrr meeeeeetttting.
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      I have been in this meeting for 20 years. I have settled down and carved out a life in this meeting. I will see my children grow up here.
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        We hear rumours, whispers on the wind, of a world outside the meeting. After death perhaps our reward will be life not in this meeting.
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          The meeting. The meeting is the mind-killer. The meeting is the little death that brings total oblivion. I will pass through the meeting.
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            Reader, I am still in the meeting. Two and a half hours. I could have watched most of Inland Empire.
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              He died as he lived. In a meeting.
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                I'M OUT. Will I remember how to live on the outside? The world is so bright out here. I don't know what to do with myself.
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                  Gentle reader: I am back in The Meeting.
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                    90 minutes.
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                      120 minutes.
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                        180 minutes.
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      My main contribution was telling everyone to join a union to complain collectively about the ongoing consultation process for a restructure.