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RT @mcsweeneys: I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled: mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-regret-to-inform-you-that-my-wedding-to-captain-von-trapp-has-been-canceled https://t.co/T4CxcxK…