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      1. Writing a best man's speech? Want some tiresome lads-lads-lads 'jokes'? Look no further metro.co.uk/2014/07/12/11-great-lines-for-your-best-man-speech-4766160/
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      So, yeah, I'm writing a best man's speech. And all the advice I can find online is tiresome drivel.
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    Several of the speeches I've found online optimistically include several cues to "(Pause when people laugh)". Hmm.