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    1. *Slowly pushes over a bin while making unbroken eye contact with The Queen* #CleanForTheQueen
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    300 retweets and 400 likes. My phone hasn't stopped flashing in 24 hours. This tweet is ruining my life.
    1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
      One day I'll use this tweet as evidence of "Producing viral content" in a job interview.