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			*Slowly pushes over a bin while making unbroken eye contact with The Queen* #CleanForTheQueen
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			300 retweets and 400 likes. My phone hasn't stopped flashing in 24 hours. This tweet is ruining my life.
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			One day I'll use this tweet as evidence of "Producing viral content" in a job interview.
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			108 retweets. Crumbs. Am I a Twitter-celebrity now? Do I get a cheque or does the money go straight into my account?