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    1. I'm not a betting person so if someone tried to make a bet with me I'd most likely say "I'm not a betting person" and not make the bet. If, when confronted by a bet, you immediately make that bet, you might be a betting person. @LizzyBuchan/1754771318602396084
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    "He told you he /wasn't/ a betting person?" "/Not/ a betting person." "But then he made the bet?" "He made the bet, Jerry!" "He's a betting person!" "A betting person!"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
    1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
      Perhaps most pertinently to this, Sunak used to be an investment banker. His literal full-time job was betting.