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  1. Segment about wedding chaperone services on BBC Radio 2 and I've had an idea for wedding chaperones for pets: I'll bring your beloved family pet to your wedding and look after them all day. You don't have to worry about them and they get to enjoy your big day.
    1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
      To be clear, if anyone tries to talk to me or make small talk, I will silently direct them to the pet. I am an invisible support for the pet. I am not a wedding guest or a friend.
      1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
        If someone asks me how I know the wedding couple, I will silently hand them a business card that explains my service and turn around so they can talk to the cat in my bubble backpack or whatever.