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    1. Falling into Royal Lochnagar Distillery's open-top mash tun like Augustus Gloop.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    Apparently by jumping into the mash tun I've forfeited my opportunity to take over ownership of the distillery. This is some bullshit.