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    1. A truly incredible few days at the @LochFyneHotel where we got fancy massages, used the fancy spa and pool, and the fancy staff were so friendly that they even sang 'Happy Birthday to You' to H.!
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    I love a fancy spa and jacuzzi and hot tub and pool and whatnot but hardly ever use the bath at home. A man of contradictions.