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      1. Sorry to announce that my body remains the host for the novel coronavirus, SARS-CoV-2. @SimonXIX/1577614681887457281
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      Still testing positive. Fuck this shit. I want to go down to the bins.
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    Text from NHS Scotland saying they're desperate for my blood type at the moment. Trust me, lads, you don't want my blood right now.