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  1. Based on his own argument that he can't plan the Coronation without his driving license and that the judge ruled against him, the Crown should now be finding someone else to do his job, right? @alexhern/1574405959434256386
    1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
      I'll plan the Coronation, I have a full clean driving license. Function room for the afternoon, beige buffet, open the bar at 1600, Fatboy Slim can do a disco until 2300ish.