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    1. H. is embarrassed at me doing a quiet farty-trumpet-noise rendition of La Marseillaise for Bastille Day while we're in a nice café. It's like Casablanca, I say!
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    Getting their awards revoked because of my farty French appreciation.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API