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DEATH ON THE NILE: So ridiculously bad—such poor acting, such terrible editing, so horrible to look at moment to moment, so weirdly horny—that it actively warps my positive opinion of BELFAST around it like a black hole.
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If I'd suffered an accident that left me with extensive scar tissue particularly on the upper lip and someone told me to grow a moustache, I'd think they were taking the piss.