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      1. Watching A CASTLE FOR CHRISTMAS where Brooke Shields flies into Edinburgh and then gets a taxi to Dunbar which is allegedly in Aberdeenshire. Pricey taxi, that. She should have flown into Dyce.
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    The only thing the film has less of than knowledge of Scotland is chemistry between Shields and Elwes.
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      "Whisky. And leave the bottle." Mate, which whisky? And then he gets handed a bottle that clearly has a screw cap. Ugh.
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        Who'd have expected A CASTLE FOR CHRISTMAS to be an avant-garde experiment with cinematic form?: a film comprised of 50% montage scenes.
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          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API