SimonXIX’s avatarSimonXIX’s Twitter Archive—№ 60,048

    1. "Parents are being warned to watch out for Muad'Dib-ing: the hot new trend among TikTok teens. Muad'Dib-ing involves teenagers taking their place among the Fremen before becoming god-emperors and extending a bloody jihad across the universe."
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    "Joining us to discuss this disturbing new trend is an expert who will tell us how he believes this trend stems from the new film release of CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG."