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    1. Eight years ago today, I went for a date with someone at a ping-pong bar in Earl's Court. Earl's Court was way out of my way and it turns out it was out of hers too. Anyway, we're married now.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    Our relationship has outlived the ping-pong bar which is now whatever this is. One day we'll have to go back there to experience the chickenjoy.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API