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  1. Making a new Russell Group called the Super League. Only universities that I've studied at are in it.
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      My new Super Russell League is very corrupt though so any universities who want in can contribute to paying my mortgage.
      1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
        We rank Super Russell League universities based entirely on a combination of staff satisfaction and how many TikToks alumni appear in in the first five years after graduation.