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    1. When I die, I want the next MasterChef final following my demise to be cancelled as a mark of respect. Maybe that's the next day, maybe that's six months later. We'll see.
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    In its place, I want Gregg Wallace to present a live tribute to my life and works. John Torode can man the phones.