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    1. I opened a bag of Mini Eggs while he was asleep. Fuming that I woke him up; furious that it's not even a bag of Dreamies.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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    Yes, I'm eating Easter chocolate before Easter Sunday. Jesus will forgive me.