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      1. Always a joy to spot a jay. I'm not even out birdwatching: just sauntering to B&Q.
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      Inner-city London.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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    The Promised Land. Thanks for joining me as I livetweeted my walk to B&Q.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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      Popped to Sainsbury's for some bourbon for cocktails. Extremely cool that the cashier took one very short glance at the portion of my face above the mask - my wan, aged eyes and receding hairline - and passed the age verification with nary a word.
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        "Yes, even with his face partially covered, this man's body has visibly seen half a lifetime of sorrow and desperation. Enjoy your Jim Beam, sir."