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    1. Imagine going on a British 1970s to early-1990s gameshow and winning a domestic appliance that you have no room for in your kitchen. Like a dishwasher or a washer-dryer. Just thinking about it triggers my anxiety.
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    Standing under the hot studiolights of an ITV studio while a British light entertainer implores me to smile as I think about where to put this dishwasher, whether I'll need to sacrifice cupboard space, and how I'm going to get it plumbed in.