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    1. I for one would welcome a giant banana appearing in the sky and causing a primordial horror as it blocks the Sun. @page_eco/1372175858174062594
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    The banana impacts the tides. Coastal towns and villages are submerged and mass migration inland stretches already-overstretched emergency services.
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