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      1. It's Christmas Eve and @helensulis has just got back from her eight-mile round trip walk to pick up what she was told was mixed fine cheeses but is actually just this heavy bag of wet mozzarella (lemon for scale).
        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
    1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
      An extremely cursed cheeseboard for Christmas 2020.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    Leaving a ball of mozzarella out for Father Christmas just like when I were a lad.