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Ladies, if he has the entire Eschaton section of Infinite Jest tattooed on his back, that's a huge red flag. If he has James Incandenza's filmography tattooed down his thigh, run in the other direction.
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Girls, if he thinks Infinite Jest is a masterpiece about addiction and irony in the postmodern context and has also thought deeply about his struggles to reconcile his love of the work with Wallace's well-documented misogyny and abuse of women, that's a deal-breaker.