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Watching JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM and it feels inappropriately portentous to say that these dinosaur films used to mean things but, damn it, these films did use to mean things. This is so far from JURASSIC PARK.Permalink On Internet Archive
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Imagine if JURASSIC PARK had started with a diegetic news report laying out the plot. Ugh.Permalink On Internet Archive
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"It was John Hammond's dream to let these creatures live in peace." Er, no, it wasn't, my dude. He built a whole theme park with quite the opposite goal in mind.Permalink On Internet Archive
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At least JURASSIC PARK III had the talking raptor on a plane. youtube.com/watch?v=6s9sjPzyQjkOn Internet Archive
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Ugh, why did they even make the big house CGI? The filmmakers know there are real houses you can film, right?Permalink On Internet Archive
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It's a shame the poignant shot of a Brachiosaurus mournfully dying against the backdrop of a volcanic eruption is followed immediately by a shot of some weird product placement for John Deere.Permalink On Internet Archive
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What a dreadful waste of Toby Jones. In fact, why are there so many villains in this who are British actors doing American accents?Permalink On Internet Archive