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      1. An excuse to visit one of my favourite Wikipedia lists?! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta (Also: penne. Why bother?) @BrandyLJensen/1253847788229623808
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      Go home, festoni, you're drunk.
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    This shape is called mandala and it was invented to compensate for overcooking. It's younger than me!
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      Maltagliati is the pasta shape that a robot would choose. If you suspect you're dining partner is a Cylon, feed them maltagliati and see if they mention how weird it is.
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        Radiatori are so called because they're shaped like tiny radiators! I'd love to eat these tiny radiator boys.
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