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We watched THE KNIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS on Netflix about an English knight who is transported from 1334 to present-day USA at Christmas time. Given that absolutely buckwild premise, the film itself is disappointingly bland.
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They basically stop mentioning that he's from the past 15 minutes in. He's so chill about everything that he's not even a fish-out-of-water: he's a fish-going-from-one-bit-of-water-to-another. He knows how to use Netflix and an Alexa.
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Instead of a scene where they watch a livestream of the Tower of London for 30 seconds, why not write in a scene where they explain to him that he's not in England? Or where they look up everyone he ever knew on Wikipedia because they all died 700 years ago?
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The knight kept mentioning steel and, as I said to H., he wouldn't know what steel is because it wasn't introduced to England until at least 1614.