SimonXIX’s avatarSimonXIX’s Twitter Archive—№ 50,020

    1. I was eating a cookie over the bin because I'd just vacuumed and didn't want to get crumbs everywhere and the cookie broke and a significant majority of the cookie fell right in the bin.
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    By "significant majority", I of course mean about 51.9% of the cookie.