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    1. France: no monarchy, good cheese, won World Cup. England: still has a monarchy, only loves cheddar, did not win World Cup. Coincidences? No.
  1. …in reply to @SimonXIX
    All I'm seeing is that if we deposed the UK monarchy and ended our national obsession with cheddar, then we'd definitely win the mens-only association football World Cup next time.